- Peter Marshall (to remind the audience to be quiet when going for a large amount Secret Square), "You should've/should have agreed/disagreed." A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Paul Edward Lynde was an American comedian, actor and TV personality. Now, here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Bert Parks.". [Cox was voice of Underdog for the duration of the cartoon's airings]. Rude Jude, Like a fine wine, he was simply exquisite. Rose Marie: I don't know, Peter! Peter Marshall: It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Jane Austen, I have two choices: God's way or my way. Charley Weaver: She lived in a shoe? "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 3 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. What? I'm not supposed to *help* people! Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. Q. remember, the way to gain a square is by determining if the celebrity is giving a correct answer!" Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies. In the latest TV Legends Revealed, find out whether Paul Lynde being center square on Hollywood Squares was part of his contract with the show. He also voiced animated characters for four Hanna-Barbera productions. But if you miss, you opponent gets the square unless it gives them the game. Housekeeper: Everything. You get to start!" Paul Lynde: Oh, I love a good religious group. Anne Truitt, I flinch. And her little dog, too! Oscar the Grouch: Well, it's actually miserable. to write in with your suggestions for future installments! JOHN: (Enjoy the/your weekend.) ~ (Paul Lynde), I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. Hollywood Squares Quotes Hollywood Squares Funny Quotes Charlie Weaver Quotes Lgbt Pride Quotes Bi Pride Quotes Paul Lynde Quotes Jokes Alice Paul Quotes Art Quotes Beauty Quotes . Peter Marshall: Uh, no, Big Bird, that's Marshall, Mr. Marshall. Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' | Sitemap |. Paul Lynde : [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? The doctors name was Sylvia. Steve Landesberg: That's okay, I've seen your act! Scott Fitzgerald (18961940). Housekeeper: This is Ace. "But since I can hardly hand out a questionnaire as regards their experiences in that regard, we'll have to leave it there. He has written two books about comics for Penguin-Random House Was Superman a Spy? Peter Marshall: You're a 71-year-old man who has lost interest in sex. Big Bird: Gosh! Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? - John Davidson (Last Two Seasons), "Here's what you have to do, gotta get 3 of our stars in a row (either across, up and down or diagonally), have to decide whether if they're giving a correct answer on not/just making them up, that's how you get the squares, first game is worth $500/$1,000. ~ (Paul Lynde), I think basically an actor is a salesman. Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" The last time I saw it was when I didn't buy their cookies. Peter Marshall: Did you ever dream that one day you'd be worth 94 hundred dollars? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Peter Marshall: According to Tony Randall, "Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been" what? Paul Lynde: Makeup? ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[728,90],'internetpillar_com-box-3','ezslot_6',183,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-box-3-0');Save, Im Liberace without a piano. Peter Marshall: Paul, everyone knows the first verse. And the next thing you know, everything from your forehead down to your fingers and toes is on fire. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Paul Lynde: Did you pack everything? You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful automobiles (cheers and whistles) we tossed a coin backstage, Steve won, so Steve will start. Who were they? TV Shows on DVD Reviews. ~ (Paul Lynde), I wish I had the nerve not to tip. As I discussed in a recent Movie Legends Revealed about the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan actor who negotiated himself out of being credited in the film period, actors and celebrities will often negotiate the strangest things into their contracts with shows and films. That is the same case with a longstanding legend that says that Paul Lynde, the longtime famous "center square" on Hollywood Squares from 1968 until the show's first run ended in 1981 (Lynde passed away in 1982). Joan Rivers: And how his secretary is a guy! Should you be upset if he talks about his secretary? ~ (Paul Lynde). Follow him on Twitter at @Brian_Cronin and feel free to e-mail him suggestions for stories about comic books that you'd like to see featured at brianc@cbr.com! When I depend on myself, I worry, when I depend on God I find confidence." 2003-2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and our Center Square, Martin Mull, and your host, Tom Bergeron! There are boys so enraptured by love that they can't get their hearts to slow down enough to get some rest, and other boys so damaged by love that they can't stop picking at their pain. George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. "I know that," he said, "but they hate me cause I scared them or had what they wanted. Rose Marie: [pointing to her head] The black bow! Now if you're correct, you get the square. Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies 4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant . Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently said, "I am sorry. There are boys who clutch secrets at night in the same way they clutch denial in the day. A little louder, please? According to "Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband? Peter Marshall: In "The Wizard Of Oz", the Tin Man wanted a heart, and the Lion wanted courage. Peter Marshall: Billy Graham recently called it "our great hope in a confusing and ever-changing world." What is it? The last time I saw it was when I didn't buy their cookies. And Other Comic Book Legends Revealed and Why Does Batman Carry Shark Repellent? Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful (insert car brands). Paul Lynde: He wanted the tin man to notice him. It's your job to pick one of the nine stars and it's my job to ask the star a question and you have to figure out if the star's giving a (possible) right/correct answer or a (possible) wrong answer/Be careful, these questions are bluffs and it'll might get you from our stars/just making one up and that's how they get the squares. I'm hated, I feel it. [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. What did the Straw Man want? RELATED: Did a Simpsons Gag Lose the Show Its Butterfinger Sponsorship? "Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.". Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. David Brenner: Here's the news, do you ride a bike? Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. ~ (Paul Lynde)Save, Sandwiches are wonderful. - Viewer (Whoever's watching also said by the late Bob Monkhouse from the British version of Hollywood Squares as Celebrity Squares), "Put an X/a circle 'O' (up/down/over) there!" Because they do. - Hollywood Squares Host (if a contestant failed to get the block in a square that would mean a win for their opponent), "(Insert celebrity) was the Secret Square. Oscar the Grouch: But I don't like being happy, so that makes me miserable. What should people from California be prepared for? What a stupid question. Peter Marshall: Arthur Hailey had a very successful movie and novel called "Hotel". Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. - Peter Marshall, "We'll see you tomorrow on the ([All] New) Hollywood Squares. Facelifts? She had so many children she didn't know what to do". Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." The concept of the game was that nine celebrities would sit in a set that was designed like a giant Tic-Tac-Toe game board. While the show was completely legitimate, the focus mainly surrounds its comedic aspect. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? I can't help how my face loonks. Peter Marshall: Uh-huh. Paul Lynde https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_hollywood_squares_quotes_107352. Paul Lynde: I was fa-a-a-a-a-t. My, uh, my brothers and sisters used to dress up in nice little Halloween costumes from the five-and-dime. Lailah Gifty Akita, They don't have to all be maidens. Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" #. Now when it's your turn, you decide your strategy and you pick a star, then we ask the star a question. Well, if you know anything about the game of Tic-Tac-Toe, you know that the most strategically important position on the board is the center square (and, to be frank, if you are playing a traditional game of Tic-Tac-Toe and not one where the squares are determined by celebrities answering trivia questions, if you go first and pick the center square, you really should always at least force a stalemate) and the same was true for Hollywood Squares, so whoever was in the center square would be the one who would be called on the most, and thus get the most airtime. - Hollywood Squares Host (if nobody picked the celebrity, who was the Secret Square after winning the game of a round, or time ran out during the middle of the round), "One of these nine keys could win you what, Jeffery/John?" Hollywood Squares was a very popular game show created by Merrill Heatter and Bob Quigley that debuted in 1966. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? David Brenner: You do? To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie, 'What's The Matter With Helen?' Who plays Helen? Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? - Peter Marshall (giving a disclaimer), "(I cautioned the)audience (andstars), please don't shout out anything, laugh, applaud or do anything else. Enjoy reading and share 8 famous quotes about Hollywood Squares Paul Lynde with everyone. 1965 Pilot:"Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam, Gisele Mackenzie, Robert Q. Lewis, Vera Miles, Charley Weaver, Abby Dalton and Jim Backus,all in "THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES", brought to you by (insert sponsor tag). Peter Marshall: According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes? Paul Lynde: As you know, there's a real scary holiday coming up. Classic TV Shows . Another says, Sometimes he looks like even he cant believe some of the stuff that came out of his mouth. Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children? Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. Jan Murray: I'm sorry, what? ~ (Paul Lynde). Should you be upset if he talks about his secretary? The first contestant to get three in a row either up, across or diagonally, would win. I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. They are The New Hollywood Squares! Peter Marshall: When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a geisha house. According to "Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband? A little louder, please? She smeared my windows with soap on a rope. I then called him and said, Paul, why dont you come in? Rose Marie: My face, I mean. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. He even won an Emmy Award for his role on the show (and was nominated for three years in a row). Paul Lynde had been a regular panelist on Hollywood Squares since 1966, as he was a popular character actor at the time, perhaps best known at the time for a series of appearances on the TV show, Bewitched, as Uncle Arthur, Samantha Stephens' warlock uncle, but as Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall later recalled, "A writer on the show, Bill Armstrong, became producer and he said, 'Let's write jokes for Paul Lynde.'. Big Bird: Gosh! Each completed game is worth $300/250. He deserved it., According to a 1985 lawsuit dealing with the 1980 season of the series, by the end of the run, Lynde was making $9000 for every two shows, and $16,000 if he did all five shows in a week (like most game shows, they taped five shows in a day, so I have no idea why he would ever only tape two of the five shows, but I guess he had the opportunity, at least). An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. 18 Jan. 2023. Rose Marie: With my luck, it's probably tonight - and I'm working. 1986-1987:"(insert eight celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them) And from the Center Square, (celebrity). Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. I - I - I'm turning myself on. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Big Bird: [describing Oscar the Grouch] He may be grouchy on the outside, but inside beats a heart of stone. What did the scarecrow want? Love Hollywood Squares. ~ (Paul Lynde). Famous Paul Lynde Quotes. Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' Peter Marshall: True or false, massaging the feet helps some people with hot flashes? Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. Six can hurt a body? Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. Peter Marshall: Uh-huh. - Peter Marshall from the Thursday episode of Game Show Week, Part 1; where he hosted the front game for a day (he was the Center Square the entire week), "And (this time,) (X/Circle starts) the (first) Secret Square (is/for) (insert list of prizes). [the loud horn sounds to signify time running out on the nighttime show]. However, nothing was mentioned about him having to be center stage and as the show's creator, Heatter once noted, "We never had anyone competing to be in the center square.". Peter Marshall: According to a recent medical study, sex can be harmful to a certain part of the body. " F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940) Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. Kate Wicker, Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life. All Rights Reserved. This is Gene. Peter Marshall: Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her grandma's house. The winner of each will receive $500 in cash. You know, though, they got no sense of humor. By the time you get all her herbs together, youre exhausted. - Kenny Williams (describing the prizes for the Secret Square game), "Let's show our/the audience/folks at home who that/the 'Secret Square' is!" Did William Shatner Make $600 Million as the Priceline TV Spokesperson? Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. You had a fight, and your mothers told you to kiss and make up. 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